Quote Of The Day

Two things in life that are difficult to achieve:
              1. To plant your idea in someone's head.
              2. To plant someone's money in your own pocket.

* The one who succeeds in the former- is a 'teacher'.
* The one who succeeds in the latter- is a 'boss'.
* The one who succeeds in both is a 'wife'.
* The one who fails in both is a 'husband'

Amazing Love Quotes

1. You hit me with the truth;but I think a bus would have hurt less
2. I want to be your favorite HeLlO and your hardest GoOdByE
3. Sometimes I wish I could just fast forward my life to see if it was worth it all in the end...
4. Save an Egg Crack a Smile!
5. Everything you want..comes after you stop looking for it
6. It's a complicated emotion::I think I'd miss you, even if we never met
7. Having the love of your life break up with you and say, "We can still be friends" Is like your dog dying and your mom saying,"You can still keep it."
8. It's NEVER a mistake to care for someone...

Breakup Quotes

just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?" -Larry Miller

A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution? I sent them to her dad. -Christopher Case

Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp. -Bob Ettinger

My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, "Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim." -Paula Poundstone

Funny Quotes By Famous People

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
--Sir Norman Wisdom

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
--Edgar Watson Howe

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
--Doug Larson

A harmful truth is always better then...a use ful lie !!!
--Eric Bolton


When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
--Erno Philips

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.
--Robert Paul

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
--Phyllis Diller

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
--Victor Borge

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
--W.C. Fields

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
--Will Rogers

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
--Mic k! ey Rooney

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.
--Tim Allen

If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks.
--Rita Rudner

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
--Woody Allen

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
--Erica Jong

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive.
--Elbert Hubbard

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
--Wndell Johnson

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
--Joey Adams

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
--Henry Youngman

Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born ?
--Benny Hill

Chanakya Quotes

Following are some of great quotes by Chanakya (Chankaya was a Indian politician, strategist and writer who lived between 350 BC-275 BC)

"A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first."

"Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous."

"The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. It will destroy you."

"There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth."

"! Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."

"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."

"The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman."

"Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest."

"The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."

"A man is great by deeds, not by birth."

"Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status. Such friendships will never give you any happiness."

"Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them.! By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends."

"Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person."

"Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth."