A Psychiatrists Answer To Why Every Woman Should Marry

Remember This When Talking To Your Wife

What is the right time to argue with a women?

Height of discipline

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A Tough Question

Always say the lowest that comes to your mind :)

Scanning For Virus

This Valentine : Be Irresistable To Women

Girls Will Be Girls

Gf giving house directions to her Bf

"Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me, look for flat 9A,you ll find a lift on ur right.  Hit 9 with ur ELBOW.....get out of the lift u'll find my flat on left.... Hit the doorbell wid ur ELBOW & I ll get the door 4u"

Bf says- Dear that seems easy but why m I hitting buttons with my elbows?

Gf-"0MG! Are you coming empty handed ???"

Bf:- (speechless)..:

Boy Vs Girl Texting

A boy sends a text

Boy : Hey

Girl (to herslf): OMG..he just txtd me..I wondr wat he wants..maybe he just wants to talk..or maybe he's mad at me, but all he said was hey.. I should jst answer him, dnt wnt to keep him waitin..well maybe I'll wait another 3 minutes so he thinks I m busy..no, that's too obvious. Could this mean he's into me? Or is  he just bored? Either way is fine, I mean I don't care if he likes me back. Who said that I even liked him?
huh.. I'm gonna text back now.
Should I reply hi or hey. Hey with 3 y's? No thats stupid. 2 y's work.
He wont know if I did it on purpose or if it was accidental.
Ok! I got this. Breathe in, breathe out.

Girl: Heyy !!!

Boy: plz mark my attendance at college!!!

Men Vs Women Discoveries

Man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT..
Woman got inspired from PAINT and invented MAKEUP..

Man discovered WORD and invented CONVERSATION..
Woman got inspired from CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP..

Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD...
Woman got inspired from FOOD and invented DIET....

Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE....
Woman got inspired from LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES..

Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY...
Woman got MONEY and started SHOPPING...

Thats it!
Thereafter, man has discovered and invented a lot of things...

WHILE WOMEN ARE STILL SHOPPING... !

Man , From Women's Point Of View

From women's point of view

• The most perfect man in the world is her father. :)
• The most abused husband in the world is her brother. :p
• The most handsome man in the world is her son. ;)
• The luckiest and happiest man in the world is her sister's husband. :D
• The most thankful man in the world is her son in law.
• And the worst, most selfish, heartless, total jerk and the man with worst behavior in in the world in her husband.

Kiss My ***

A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. The bus seats are uncomfortable the food is terrible It's too hot, It's too cold & the accommodations are awful.

The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone. "Good luck will be following you all your days, if you kiss the Blarney Stone," the guide said. "Unfortunately, it's being cleaned today and so no one will be able to kiss it. Perhaps we can come back tomorrow."

"We can't be here tomorrow," the nasty woman shouted. "We have some other boring tour to go on. So I guess we can't kiss the stupid stone."

"Well now," the guide said, "it is said that if you kiss someone who has kissed the stone, you'll have the same good fortune."

"And I suppose you've kissed the stone," the woman scoffed.

"No, ma'am," the frustrated guide said, "but I've sat on it."

Memorial Stone

Jim died.

His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral.

As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sharon turned to her oldest and dearest friend.
‘Well, I’m sure Jim would be pleased,’ she said.

‘I’m sure you’re right,’ replied Brenda, who lowered her voice and leaned in close.
’How much did this really cost?’

’All of it,’ said Sharon . ‘Forty thousand.’

’No!’ Brenda exclaimed. ‘I mean, it was very nice, but $40,000?’

Sharon answered, ‘The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to church. The whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500. The rest went for the Memorial Stone.’

Brenda computed quickly. ‘$32,500 for a Memorial Stone? How big is it?’

Thinking Too Far

An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the the artist....

....."Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex. "

"But you are not wearing any of those things."

"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry.

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Don't Mess With Women

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!' The woman said, 'That's okay.'

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world.
And he will be ten times richer than you. '
The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
So, KAZAM- she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like to have a mild heart attack.'

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good!

Male readers: Please scroll down.







































The man had a heart attack ten times 'milder' than his wife!!!

Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart .

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

What Girls Want

I don't need any car
I don't need a bungalow
I don't need servants
I don't need branded clothes "N"
I don't need hi class food either
I don't need jewelry

but I just need a " SINCERE " life partner

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Who can provide me all this...

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