Showing posts with label Funny Kids. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Kids. Show all posts
Saturday, September 18, 2021
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Thursday, January 4, 2018
Saturday, June 10, 2017
Monday, February 9, 2015
Saturday, February 7, 2015
Saturday, October 18, 2014
Can I Help?
As the new minister in town was
walking down the street, he saw a little boy
straining every muscle to reach the door-bell.
He realized the little guy would never make it,
although he admired the kid's tenacity. So he walked
up on the porch to help.
"Here buddy, need some help?" He
lifted the tyke who rang the bell.
As he set the child down, the kid
took off running and called back over his shoulder,
"Run mister! Here come the lady!"
Tuesday, October 7, 2014
Do It Again Daddy
My sister, Paula, and her husband, Chris, had just finished tucking
their young ones into bed one evening when they heard crying coming from
the children's room. Rushing in, they
found Tommy crying hysterically.
He had accidentally swallowed a 5 cent and was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking could change his mind. Trying to calm him, Chris palmed a 5 cent that he happened to have in his pocket and pretended to remove it from Tommy's ear. Tommy, naturally, was delighted. In a flash, he snatched it from his father's hand, swallowed it and demanded cheerfully - 'Do it again, Dad!'
He had accidentally swallowed a 5 cent and was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking could change his mind. Trying to calm him, Chris palmed a 5 cent that he happened to have in his pocket and pretended to remove it from Tommy's ear. Tommy, naturally, was delighted. In a flash, he snatched it from his father's hand, swallowed it and demanded cheerfully - 'Do it again, Dad!'
Monday, September 15, 2014
OMG!
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied " NO Never!!"
Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!".
"can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied " NO Never!!"
Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!".
Sunday, July 7, 2013
Monday, May 20, 2013
God is Getting Perfect Day By Day
My little girl was sitting on my lap facing a mirror.
After gazing intently at her reflection for some minutes, she said: ‘Papa, did God make you?’
“certainly, my dear,’ I told her.
“And did he make me, to?’ taking another look in the mirror.
“Certainly, dear. What makes you ask?’
“Seems to me He’s doing better work lately.”
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
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