Showing posts with label Funny Kids. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Kids. Show all posts

Saturday, October 18, 2014

Can I Help?

As the new minister in town was walking down the street, he saw a little boy straining every muscle to reach the door-bell.  He realized the little guy would never make it, although he admired the kid's tenacity. So he walked up on the porch to help.
"Here buddy, need some help?" He lifted the tyke who rang the bell.
As he set the child down, the kid took off running and called back over his shoulder, "Run mister! Here come the lady!"

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Do It Again Daddy

My sister, Paula, and her husband, Chris, had just finished tucking their young ones into bed one evening when they heard crying coming from the children's room. Rushing in, they found Tommy crying hysterically.
He had accidentally swallowed a 5 cent and was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking could change his mind. Trying to calm him, Chris palmed a 5 cent that he happened to have in his pocket and pretended to remove it from Tommy's ear.  Tommy, naturally, was delighted. In a flash, he snatched it from his father's hand, swallowed it and demanded cheerfully - 'Do it again, Dad!'

Monday, September 15, 2014

OMG!

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:

"can kids of our age have kids?"

Teacher replied " NO Never!!"

Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!".

Monday, May 20, 2013

God is Getting Perfect Day By Day


My little girl was sitting on my lap facing a mirror.
After gazing intently at her reflection for some minutes, she said: ‘Papa, did God make you?’
“certainly, my dear,’ I told her.
“And did he make me, to?’ taking another look in the mirror.
“Certainly, dear. What makes you ask?’
“Seems to me He’s doing better work lately.”

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