Showing posts with label Student Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Student Jokes. Show all posts
Tuesday, July 27, 2021
Friday, April 19, 2013
Psychology Student Vs Law Student
A guy asked a girl in a library, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl answered with a loud voice, "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy, and he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and she told him,
"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"
The guy responded with a loud voice, "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!"
And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock, and the guy whispered in her ear,
"I study law, and I know how to make someone feel guilty."
The girl answered with a loud voice, "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy, and he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and she told him,
"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"
The guy responded with a loud voice, "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!"
And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock, and the guy whispered in her ear,
"I study law, and I know how to make someone feel guilty."
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Tuesday, January 1, 2013
No Time To Study In New Year
Hi Friends,
It Is No Fault Of Student Because A Year Has Only 365 Days.
Days In A Year = 365
Sundays = 52 Days
Sundays Are Meant For Rest
Days Left = 313 Days
Summer Vacations = 60 Days
Weather Is Very Hot, and its a Vacation
Days Left = 253 Days
8 Hours Of Daily Sleep = 122 Days
Sleep Is Necessary
Days Left = 131
1 Hour Daily For Play = 15 Days
Its Good For Health
Days Left = 116 Days
2 Hours Daily For Food = 30 Days
Chew The Food Properly Don't Care For Time
Days Left = 86 Days
Examination Days In A Year = 30 Days
Giving Exams Is Necessary
Days Left = 56 Days
Winter Vacations = 25 Days
Weather Is Cold Its Difficult To Study
Days Left = 31 Days
Other Holidays = 20 Days
These Holidays Are To Enjoy
Days Left = 11 Days
Illness At least Once A Year = 8 Days
Becoz Of Illness Study Is Difficult
Days Left = 3 Days
Result Days = 3 Days
Going And Taking Result Is Necessary
Days Left =0 Days
So Tell Me Where Is The Time To Study?
It Is No Fault Of Student Because A Year Has Only 365 Days.
Days In A Year = 365
Sundays = 52 Days
Sundays Are Meant For Rest
Days Left = 313 Days
Summer Vacations = 60 Days
Weather Is Very Hot, and its a Vacation
Days Left = 253 Days
8 Hours Of Daily Sleep = 122 Days
Sleep Is Necessary
Days Left = 131
1 Hour Daily For Play = 15 Days
Its Good For Health
Days Left = 116 Days
2 Hours Daily For Food = 30 Days
Chew The Food Properly Don't Care For Time
Days Left = 86 Days
Examination Days In A Year = 30 Days
Giving Exams Is Necessary
Days Left = 56 Days
Winter Vacations = 25 Days
Weather Is Cold Its Difficult To Study
Days Left = 31 Days
Other Holidays = 20 Days
These Holidays Are To Enjoy
Days Left = 11 Days
Illness At least Once A Year = 8 Days
Becoz Of Illness Study Is Difficult
Days Left = 3 Days
Result Days = 3 Days
Going And Taking Result Is Necessary
Days Left =0 Days
So Tell Me Where Is The Time To Study?
Wednesday, September 5, 2012
Teacher Students Jokes
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?
Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?
Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?
Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines!
Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line?
Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there!
Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Pupil: I know. But, maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?
Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?
Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines!
Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line?
Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there!
Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Pupil: I know. But, maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
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