10 Reasons Why We Know Santa Is A Man

Hurry !! Christmas Is Almost Here

Days Of Flying Without Permit Are Gone

Wishing All Reader Merry Christmas And A Happy New Year

The Four Stages of Life

You can plot your life by the four stages of Santa Claus:

1. You believe in Santa Claus.
2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus.
3. You are Santa Claus.
4. You look like Santa Claus.

Christmas Jokes Links

• How Santa Resembles A System Administrator
• Posting To Santa
• Santa In Trouble
• Lawyers Won't Even Spare Santa
• Want Gifts For X-Mas .. Speak Out Loud
• Santa Clause Trivia
• Santa Cannot Exist

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How Santa Resembles A System Administrator

1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.
2. When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you wanted are infinitesimal.
3. Santa seldom answers your mail.
4. When you ask Santa where he gets all the stuff he's got, he says, "Elves make it for me."
5. Santa doesn't care about your deadlines.
6. Your parents ascribed supernatural powers to Santa, but did all the work themselves.
7. Nobody knows who Santa has to answer to for his actions.
8. Santa laughs entirely too much.
9. Santa thinks nothing of breaking into your HOME.
10. Only a lunatic says bad things about Santa in his presence.

Posting To Santa

Just Do It Santa

Santa In A Rush

Santa In Trouble

FAA Approved Santa

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Lawyers Won't Even Spare Santa

Santa Clause FAQ

What language does Santa Claus speak?
North Polish.

Where does Santa Claus go swimming?
The North Pool.

What kind of motorcycle would Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson.

What is Santa Claus’ favorite cereal?
Frosted Flakes.

What do you call Santa when he goes to the beach?
Sandy Claus.

How do Santa and Mrs. Claus travel?
On an icicle built for two.

What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a rest from delivering presents?
Santa Pause!

Why will Santa go down your chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him.

If Santa and Mrs. Claus had a baby, what would he be?
A subordinate Claus.

What would Santa’s grandfather be called?
Grandfather Claus.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic!

Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ho, ho, ho.

How many chimneys does Santa go down?
Stacks.

When Santa has a barn dance, what does he call it?
A Ho, Ho, Ho Down

Top 10 Pranks On Santa Claus This Christmas

10. Instead of milk and cookies leave Santa a Weight Watchers bar and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds!

9. While Santa’s in the house... go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket!

8. While Santa’s in the house... replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to fly!

7. Keep a bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big fat Santa suit!!

6. Leave a note by the telephone telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wants to remind him to pick up a loaf of bread on his way home.

5. Take everything out of your house as if it has just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well, well… They always return to the scene of the crime"

4. Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute corrections.

3. Leave out a Santa suit with a dry-cleaning bill.

2. Instead of Christmas ornaments decorate your tree with pumpkins!

1. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa Claus to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us buddy!!"

So Now Santa Writes Back

Dear Santa,

Please send me a baby brother.

Santa wrote back:

“Send me your mother…”

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Bad Santa

Santa Suits For Christmas

Its hard to believe that Christmas is around the corner yet again . I am eagerly looking forward to start shopping for lots of Christmas gifts and wearing that Santa Suit .

Couple of days back we were looking for Santa Suits for holidays and for giving away presents for Christmas , we found lots and lots of option for Santa Suits at BuyCostumes.com . This site allows you to choose from over 30 Santa Suits listed there and all are available at great prices with reasonable discounts. These suits are available in all sizes and many varieties , all while offering high-quality, comfortable materials and construction.From traditional Santa Claus suits that feature hoods and flowing robes, to fun and fashionable Santa suits for adults, to adorable Santa suits for kids, BuyCostumes.com is your one-stop shop for Santa suits and Christmas costumes.

One thing that I liked most about these Santa Suits is that they are available in plus sizes, upto 3x sizes, this help to stuff all those pillows, basketballs, flour sacks or similar stuff for fattening up a guy to that Santa shape , after all there is fun in being a skinny Santa.

Looking forward to holiday season. Happy holidays.

Want Gifts For X-Mas .. Speak Out Loud

A few days before Christmas, two young brothers were spending the night at their grandparent's house. When it was time to go to bed, and anxious to do the right thing, they both knelt down to say their prayers.

Suddenly, the younger one began to do so in a very loud voice.

"Dear Lord, please ask Santa Claus to bring me a play-station, a mountain-bike and a telescope."

His older brother leaned over and nudged his brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."

"I know" he replied, "But Grandma is!"