10 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Woman

1. Speeding ticket? What's that?
2. New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
3. You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.
4. You can sue the President for sexual harassment.
5. No one passes out when you take off your shoes.
6. Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store.
7. If you forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. You can quickly end any fight by crying.
9. You'll never regret piercing your ears.
10. You can sleep your way to the top.