Understanding Girls

• There are many good things in life, like cars, money, and weed. But if you want something confusing, a girl is all you need.
• A girl doesn't say what she wants, but you're somehow supposed to know. If they want to do this or do that, stay here, stay there, or just go.
• Then there's the time, you all know what I mean, that monthly little joy. That lets them abuse the crap out of you, just for being a boy.
• If you ever dare look at another girl, they seem to scream, go on, and panic. But watch how fast they ignore you, at the sight of that queer from Titanic.
• They give you questions like "Am I fat?", and "If you could go with one of my friends, who?". There is no answer, face the facts, you are definitely through.
• They take nothing and blow it up, and make a tremendous fuss. So girls, no matter what you think, you are just as hard to understand as us.