The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck', and I starting jumping up and down along with her.
She said, 'I have some really great news!'
I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.'
She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant.
I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, 'That's great I couldn't be happier for you!'
Then she said, 'There's more'
I asked, 'What do you mean there's more?'
She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!'
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.
She said....
'Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!'
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
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Ummm.... Not to bust your bubble... But Sams Club, if they had pregnancy tests, wouldnt sell it in only a two/twin pack.... Use Walgreens, Walmart or Target makes the joke more realistic. ; )
ReplyDeleteHey... not to bust your bubble but nobody likes an asshole. If someone writes a joke just enjoy it, dont fix it. Its not cool when people hang on every word.
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