Funny Marriage Quote By Famous Peoples

1. I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. Perhaps that's why my wife treats me like toxic waste. –David Bissonette
2. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. –Sacha Guitry
3. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they can't face each other, but they still stay together. –Hemant Joshi
4. By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad wife, you'll become a philosopher. –Socrates
5. Woman inspires us to great things and then prevents us from achieving them. –Dumas
6. The great question which I have not been able to answer is: "What does a woman want?"
   –Sigmund Freud
7. I had some words with my wife and she had some paragraphs with me. –Anonymous
8. Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. Twice a week we take the time to go to a restaurant; a little candlelight, dinner, soft music, dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
   –Henny Youngman
9. I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. –Sam Kinison
10. Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing. –Oscar Wilde
11. There's one way of transferring funds that's even faster than electronic banking: marriage.
    –James Holt McGavrac
12. I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. –Patrick Murray
13. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: whenever you're wrong, admit it; and whenever you're right, shut up. –Ogden Nash
14. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. –Anonymous
15. You know what I did before I was married? Anything I wanted to. –Henny Youngman
16. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. –Rodney Dangerfield
17. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. –Milton Berle
18. Marriage is the only battle where one sleeps with the enemy. –Anonymous