Funny Signs

• "Open seven days a week. Closed Sundays." -- On the bottom of a pizza parlor's take-out menu.

• "Parking for drive-through customers only." -- A sign at a McDonald's in California.

• "We are Handicapped - Friendly. For example, if you are blind, we will read the menu for you." -- A notice in a restaurant.

• "Eat Here - Get Gas" -- A sign at a gas station.

• "Hot drinks to take out or sit in." -- A sign on a cafe.

• "You can't beat our meat!" -- A sign on a restaurant, now closed.

• "Our Infamous Steaks" -- A sign at a restaurant in Raleigh, NC.

• "Now Hiring / Sausage Biscuits / $1" -- A sign at a McDonald's.

• "NOW HIRING / TWO FRENCH DIPS / FOR TWO DOLLARS." -- A sign at an Arby's in North Bend, Washington.

• "Please consume all food on premises." -- A sign at a Souplantation restaurant.