Laloo Prasad of Bihar, sent his bio-data to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation.
A few days later he got this reply :
"Dear Mr.Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks."
Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko yeh jaan kar bahut khusi hogee ki humka amereeca mein naukri mil gaya hoon."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued......
"Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter angreeje main hai isliyen hum saath-saath hindi mein translate bhi karoonga."
Dear Mr.Laloo Prasad-----Pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya.
You do not meet----aap to miltay hi nahin.
our requirement----humko to jaroorat hai.
Please do not send any furthur correspondance----ab to letter-vetter bhejne ka kaouno jaroorat hi nahin.
No phone call ----phonwa ka bhee jaroorat nahin hai.
shall be entertained----bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks----aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
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