Funny Quotes

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
~ Douglas Adams ~

Ever notice how it's a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two-cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal! ~ Steven Wright ~

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. ~ Andy Rooney ~

"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with." ~ Marty Feldman.~

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? ~ Anonymous~

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. ~ Albert Einstein ~

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. ~ Jimmy Durante

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. ~ Albert Einstein ~