Friday, June 21, 2013
Speak Cautiously
A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning Grey?”
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hair Grey!”
The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only Grey hairs on her head.
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