So, while reporting a hit-and-run accident scene, the first policeman says to the second, “OK: body on the road, hands on the road, legs on the road, head on the median.”
His partner writes, stops, thinks for a moment, then asks, “How do you spell ‘median’?”
So the first policeman looks around, kicks the head and says, “Head on the road.”
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