3 prisoners are captured in the war, and are about to be executed.
They are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.
The Italian asks for Peperoni Pizza, which he is served and then taken away.
The Frenchmen requests a Filet Mignon, which he is served and also taken away.
The Jewish man requests a plate of strawberries.
The captors are surprised and reply “STRAWBERRIES?”
“Yes, Strawberries.”
“But they are out of season!”
“I’ll wait…”
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