Math Major Pick-Up Lines

• You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
• Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
• My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
• Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
• Wanna come back to my room....and see my 733mhz Pentium?
• You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
• Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
• I wish I was your derivative because then I would be tangent to your curves.
• I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect you and union you.
• Would you like to see my log?