Just In Case You Weren’t Feeling Too Old Today

• The  people who are starting college this fall were born in  1991. 
• They are too young to  remember the space shuttle blowing up. 
• Their lifetime has always included  AIDS. 
• The CD was  introduced two years before they were born.   
• They have always had an answering  machine. 
• They have always had  cable. 
• Popcorn has always been  microwaved. 
• They never took a swim  and thought about Jaws. 
• They don’t  know who Mork was or where he was from.   
• They never heard, “Where’s the Beef?”,  “I’d walk a mile for a Camel ,” or “de plane, Boss, de  plane.”
• They don’t  have a clue how to use a typewriter.