Father's Day Quotes

1. He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. ~Clarence Budington Kelland
2. My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass." "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply. "We're raising boys." ~Harmon Killebrew
3. One father is more than a hundred Schoolemasters. ~George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640
4. Father! - to God himself we cannot give a holier name. ~William Wordsworth
5. A father carries pictures where his money used to be. ~Author Unknown
6. When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. ~Mark Twain
7. Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown. ~Author Unknown
8. Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. ~Red Buttons
9. I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich. ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter
10. Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again. ~Jimmy Piersal