Why It's Better To Be Women

• We got off the Titanic first.
• We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
• Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
• We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
• We can cry and get off speeding fines.
• We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
• Taxis stop for us.
• Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
• We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
• Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
• We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
• We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
• New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
• It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
• We don't have to "noisily pass wind" to amuse ourselves.