Top 10 Car Accident Excuses

Yea, you've been there before (that's why my insurance is so damn high). So what do you say to the officer when he asks what happened? Well, first and foremost - lie like hell. If you need some help, write these down and pick one at random.

1. "An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and then vanished."
2. "The other car collided with mine without giving fairwarning of its intention."
3. "Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."
4. "No one was to blame for the accident, but it never would have happened if the other driver had been alert."
5. "The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran him over."
6. "He applied brake and his car stopped, I applied brake and my car didn't stop."
7. "A pedestrian hit me and then went under my car. There was nothing I could do."
8. "The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."
9. "As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident."
10. "The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my car."