Although this married couple enjoyed their new fishing boat together, it was always the husband behind the wheel on the boat. He was concerned about what might happen in an emergency.
So one day out, on the lake he said to his wife "Please take the wheel, dear, Pretend I am having a heart attack, you must get the boat ashore and dock it."
So she steered the boat ashore and docked it.
Later that evening, the wife walked into the lounge room, where her husband was watching TV.
She sat down next to him, took the remote, and changed the channel and said to him.
"Please go to the kitchen dear, pretend I am having a heart attack, and set the table, cook the dinner and do the dishes."
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