What Would A Blonde Do

• she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
• she thought a quarterback was a refund.
• she thought Boyz II Men was a day-care center.
• she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
• she thought General Motors was in the Army.
• she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
• she tried to drown a fish.
• she tripped over a cordless phone.
• she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate".
• she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK".
• they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
• at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius".
• she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
• it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes".
• she studied for a blood test-and failed.
• she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train".
• she sold the car for gas money.
• when she saw the movie rating "NC-17: under 17 not admitted", she went home and got 16 friends.
• when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
• she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
• when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
• when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.
• she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.