- You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.
- Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
- The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
- Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
- You can focus better with one eye closed.
- The whole bar greets you when you come in.
- You haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like.
- Roseanne looks good.
- You don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass.
- You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up.
Monday, July 6, 2009
Top 10 Signs That You Are Too Drunk
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