A police car pulled up in front of an older woman's house, and her husband climbed out. The polite policeman explained that "this elderly gentleman" said that he was lost in the park and couldn't find his way home.
"How could it happen?" asked his wife. "You've been going to that park for over 30 years! How could you get lost?"
Leaning close to her ear so that the policeman couldn't hear, he whispered, "I wasn't lost - I was just too tired to walk home."
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Current Hits
-
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet....
-
NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they wi...
-
Ever wanted to annoy people around you , here are some useful tips for getting started. If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call. Co... -
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil … Satan: ‘Why so glu...
-
A man owned a small farm in Norfolk. The Department of wages claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and se...
-
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by The California Department of Transportation's driving school (...
No comments:
Post a Comment