If Having A Baby Were To Be Industrialized

1. Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month

2. Developer is a person who thinks it will take four and a half months to deliver a baby

3. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month

4. Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby

5. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available

6. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'l l produce a child with zero resources

7. Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months

8. The User Interface Team will design a baby with three arms and one leg and ask if it can be done

9. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the process to produce a baby

10. Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby

(via Wulfweard)