FAQ About Blonde

Q: What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A: A wind tunnel.

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Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?

A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

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Q: When is a blonde going to say something smart?

A: When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me...

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Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

A: Gifted!

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Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

A: Artificial intelligence.

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Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

A: It takes too long to retrain them.

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Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?

A: Nothing. They've never met.