Q: What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?
A: A wind tunnel.
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Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
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Q: When is a blonde going to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me...
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Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
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Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
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Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
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Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
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