Office Oneliners

• It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.
• It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, until you lose.
• It is a poor workman who blames his tools.
• It is better to be part of the idle rich class than be part of the idle poor class.
• It is better to remain silent and thought a fool than it is to speak and remove all doubt. Moral: think before you speak. Or engage the brain when engaging the mouth.
• It is easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission.
• It is easier to take it apart than to put it back together.
• It is important to keep an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out.
• It is impossible to build a foolproof system, because fools are so ingenious.
• It just doesn't get any Beta than this.