When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from???
The average man's life consists of - twenty years of having his mother ask him where he isgoing;
forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
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