1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
2) Developer is a Person who thinks a single woman cannot deliver a baby in nine months.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is one who knows that it takes a man, a woman & nine months to deliver a baby.
5) Marketing manager is a person who thinks I can deliver a child whether a man and woman is available or not.
6) Resource optimisation team thinks I don't want man or woman, i'll still produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation team will think I don't care how a child is delivered, I'll just document 9 months.
8) QA Auditor is the only person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce baby.
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