25 Phrases Men Can’t Stand to Hear Women Say

1. It’s yours.
2. It’s not yours.
3. Whose underwear are these?
4. My eyes are up here.
5. You are holding the ruler backwards.
6. I’m not exactly 18.
7. My husband is home!
8. You brother is better.
9. Your sister is better.
10. These stitches aren’t from an appendix removal.
11. Can we talk for a minute?
12. When did you get in last night?
13. When did you get in this morning?
14. Why do you smell like cotton candy and have glitter all over you?
15. I threw that old thing out.
16. Where are your pants?
17. Does this make me look _______ ?
18. You left the seat up.
19. Can I come out with you and the guys?
20. Is that porn?
21. Can I have the other credit card?
22. My brother needs a place to stay for a while.
23. What lab results are these?
24. Why do you have condoms when I am on the pill?
25. Where are you?