Little Axioms Of Life

• Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just don't have film.
• He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
• A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
• On the other hand, you have different fingers.
• Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
• Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
• Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
• She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
• You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.