Love is grand; divorce is at least a hundred grand.
Time may be a great healer, but it s also a lousy beautician.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
Even if you are on the right track, you ll get run over if you just stand there.
It s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
You re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
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