- "Ham and Cheese - $2.50. Cheese and Ham - $2.90."
- "Our whipped butter is made with margarine."
- "7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings."
- "We dare you Burger for two (Served on a Stretcher) - A Whole Loaf of Crunchy French Bread running end to end with Broiled Hamburger topped with melted Yellow American Cheese, Lettuce, and Tomato. Accompanied by a mound of French Fried Potatoes, Red Pepper Relish, Ketchup, and Pickle Wedges. Delivered to your Table by Two Waitresses on a stretcher." -- On a menu of a restaurant in Danvers, Massachusetts.
Wednesday, July 4, 2007
Funny Menu
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