Funny Facts

Funny facts listed below are all true (believe it or not).....

• If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)
  
• If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
  
• The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body that it could squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
  
• A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes long. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
  
• A cockroach can live up to nine days without it's head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.)
  
• Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Warning: Do not try this at home........ maybe at work.)
  
• The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the......?!")
  
• The flea can jump up to 350 times its body length. For a human, that would be equivalent to jumping the length of a entire football field. (30 minutes....lucky pig.... Can you imagine 30 minute orgasm??)
  
• The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond or the sea?)
  
• Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life.... quality over quantity!)
  
• Butterflies can taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
  
• The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmmm........ won't go there.)
  
• Right-handed people live, on an average, live nine years longer than left-handed people. (Glad to be right handed.)
  
• Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing.)
  
• A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)
  
• An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
  
• Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
  
• Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
  
• Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig???)