PRISON : You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
WORK: You spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
PRISON: You get three meals a day-FREE-.
WORK: You only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
WORK: You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
PRISON: A guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
WORK: You must carry around a security card as well as unlock and open all the doors yourself.
PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
WORK: You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
PRISON: You get your own toilet.
WORK: You have to share.
PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
WORK: You can not even speak to your family and friends.
PRISON: All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
WORK: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
PRISON: You spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out.
WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
Sunday, May 27, 2007
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